Whole peppercorns stored in sinus cavity.
Adjustable sneeze sensitivity.
I like a good novelty item. I draw the line at some things. For example, there are many places I find unwanted hair and I have no choice in the matter. It just grows and I remove it. Or not. Depending on the season. I can however choose NOT to have a hairy pepper grinder. Hairy pepper grinder sounds like a euphemism for something. Not even going to look. No, Urban Dictionary. No.