There is no way I'd have this on my table

Nostril Mill
Whole peppercorns stored in sinus cavity.
Adjustable sneeze sensitivity.
Ha ha.

I like a good novelty item. I draw the line at some things. For example, there are many places I find unwanted hair and I have no choice in the matter. It just grows and I remove it. Or not. Depending on the season. I can however choose NOT to have a hairy pepper grinder. Hairy pepper grinder sounds like a euphemism for something. Not even going to look. No, Urban Dictionary. No.


Copacetic Daisy said...

I'm sharing this at work. It should ease any tension.


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