Here is just a sampling of the things to which my eyes have been subjected.
Try to feel my pain.
|Goddam Red Sand Beaches|
|Ridiculous Fishing Villages|
|These nasty little lupins grow wild and flourish in the spring,|
polluting the scenery in every direction
|Red Cliffs on the Sea Shore|
|So much green and every barn is grey with white trim and red doors. WTF?|
|Arrogant fishing boats lost in their own reflections in Malpeque Bay|
|They tell me Malpeque Oysters are a big deal. I wouldn't know, I only eat raw, live babies. Raw, live oysters would be gross!|
West Coast, almost.
|Looking west is obstructed by these big rocks - winter desolation|
|Big obstructions - Summer desolation|
|An hour in the other direction is this wasteland of post apocalyptic proportions|
|See those little buildings in the top left quadrant of the picture? That's a farm. |
A farm with soil erosion issues.
|Hoodoos in the Badlands. You can't smoke them so whatever.|
|An hour into the mountains is Moraine Lake. It really is that colour. |
From melted crayons or something.
The water is so clear it looks like canoes on the lake are hovering instead of floating.
What kind of alien crap are they pulling?
|Peyto Lake, Banff National Park.|