When I read the first one I thought it was a joke, that they were attributing these horrors to Stodden but no! she actually wrote these. These were intentional. Perhaps this is old news for
the two of you you readers but I have avoided this woman and her snake slave bracelet as much as possible until now.
She enjoys alliteration and manages to assemble adjectives into the most nonsensical combinations. Why? To convey a barely disguised attempt at what? Erotica? Seduction? I laugh. She is incapable of relating any other way so it must be some sort of seduction. A skank's idea of a thirteen year old boy's idea of seduction? Quelle nuanced! Quelle sophisticated! I know that I can't relate on any level and that proves I am not from this planet and this is the reason I am unfamiliar with her ways. But you, dear earthling reader
s, please enjoy!
Experiencing such a wet ‘n wild afternoon by turning on a water hose and squirting it all over my heated flesh! Mmm feeling rejuvenated! XOs
Returned from a late night walk through these angelic alleys of the Hollywood hills w/ my love. I taste God’s beauty with great gratitude…
|God's beauty, yo|
Throwin on a white string bikini, fluffy light up bunny ears, 7in heels, & a rhinestone bow tie while bakin cookies. Don’t Put It On Me Girl
Back in from a hot hike up the back inclines of LA. Boy, conquering THAT in 7 in. stilettos makes for an AMAZING workout! Feeling energized!
|"Had a bodily breakfast in bed this morning; It was so tasteful… |
Just like sweet syrupy pancakes completed with a lush creamy filling. Yum!"
Woke up to a perfect morning; Romantic melodies softly playing, my favorite breakfast all prepared, & my pups licking me up & down… Mmm!
The sultry scent of my pink, sugary, cotton candy bod is purely provocative and pleasing. So glad that it satisfied everyone tonight...;-) XO's
|Tasteful cotton candy bod!|
Celebrating the last night of being sweet-n-sexy 16 by wearing NOTHING but my tasty bday-suit! Mmm; Yummy! ;-)
Hovering over the scintilating city of Los Angeles on my beautiful balcony while wearing a white lace blouse and luxurious lace stockings!
|Casteth out these poppin' good, palatable puppies!|
Gratifying our glorious Lord for all of the beauty that He continuously blesses each and every one of us with. Thank you, Jesus! XO’s ;-x
Saturated within a superb Sunday as God's love beams brightly! "There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear..." John 4:18
|WTF is this?|
I promise, no more Stodden. Unless she tops herself and I discover it three years later and post it here.