|Yeah, I'm looking at your feet and your nails are ugly, I can't lie.|
I thought maybe they meant a style of shoes?
|Stupid, but still making sense in a nonsensical shoe kind of way|
But no, this is not right either. This is duck feet nails:
|Behold the stupidity of women's fashion.|
|It's like they think the MORE they add the BETTER it gets.|
On my journey to discovery regarding duck feet nails, it pains me to have to type that out again, I discovered other trending styles in women's nails.
|Aquarium nails with actual liquid and floaty stuff. Probably real live amoebas|
|And my personal favourite of all the stupid - Bubble nails!|
When did it become unfashionable for women to actually use their hands for working? Or typing? Or general hygiene? Or anything requiring an actual hand? Trust me when I say that NONE of these nails are fit for a good back scratch! They're too thick. They just tickle.
I've gotten old haven't I? That's what it is. I have reached that age where nothing makes sense and all new trends are ugly and laughable. Well, I have real nails. They're not talons but they're decent. They're also not worthy to be presented here among these pictures but I'm more than a little fine with that.