I Require Coffee



That is all. I'm waiting for my coffee to brew and it's taking too long. Instant gratification is too slow for me. I want to mainline espresso while I'm waiting but I don't have any syringes handy, unless you count the turkey baster. That could work. Maybe I'll just go munch on instant coffee granules. Seems less hardcore. I'd smoke them but I don't smoke either. No one suffers as I do.

8 comments:

Angie said...

These are the comments that make me glad I don't have a coffee monkey on my back. How does that feel, Frimmy? Having a monkey on your back? I bet it makes you nervous, doesn't it?

Frimmy said...

It's the only monkey on my back and it's little. That is my justification and rationalization. But thank you for putting it in terms you knew I would hate. I am ashamed now. But not enough to quit.

Angie said...

Ashamed? Or terrified? One good thing...hot coffee would be an excellent weapon, so if you had an actual monkey on your back, you could toss a cup in his face and run for the hills.

Frimmy said...

I employ that same strategy with problem employees, actually.

Anonymous said...

You are correct. No one suffers like you do. I weep.

Ann

Tonya said...

God damn it, did you just say that no one suffers like you do? How DARE you???

Sincerely,

The Atheist Martyr

Tonya said...

P.S. I absolutely adore coffee. I don't know if it's an actual addiction but I enjoy preparing it, drinking it, thinking about it.

Frimmy said...

I'm sorry, Tonya. I should have said;
"No one suffers as I do"™

 

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