While Walking To My Car From The Bank...

...I noticed something symmetrical about the debris in the corner of the building

I'm a psycho so I walk with my head down

I'm getting a distinct 'please don't see me!' vibe as I look closer

You've been made possible hantavirus carrier!
Wait. Isn't this Canada?? Where is the landscaping? Where is the scenic vista??This corner is a slum!

6 comments:

Tonya said...

Look at that crack in the sidewalk! Not so fucking pristine NOW, are you, you cocksucking hat!

Frimmy said...

What...? That crack has already been repaired.

Tonya said...

Oh, God DAMN it Canada!

Angie said...

How is it that I can see this little guy huddled in the corner and my protective nature wants to just scoop him up and deposit him in a grassy field, full of grain and other little mousies, but if that little bastard shows up in MY house? He's dead.

Frimmy said...

I know! I wanted to save him as well. I knew it would bite the hell out of me if I touched it so I didn't.

I don't mind mice, I think they're really cute. I have to keep telling myself they're carriers of hideous diseases.

Tonya, I was kidding about the crack being repaired. I was back today and it might even be a bit bigger. Also, now that the mouse has returned to its field home, I realize it was sitting on a four inch nail. The nail was still there.

Tonya said...

What a fucking dump. Filthy goddamn country...

 

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