Monday, December 3, 2012

Sappy Facebook Status is FALSE - Rainn Wilson

10 comments:

Frimmy said...

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy
False: this is a completely rational way to start a relationship.

Frimmy said...

US is the land of the free.
False: The US has more prisoners per capita than any other country in the world.

Frimmy said...

Home is where the heart is.
False: The chest cavity is where the heart is.

Angie said...

Take the road less traveled
False: it will probably lead you to somewhere no one wants to go.

Angie said...

Once bitten, twice shy
False: once bitten, you'll be in the ER getting stitches.

Frimmy said...

Actions speak louder than words
False: Neither actions nor words have the ability to speak.

Frimmy said...

When life gives you lemons make lemonade
False: Lemonade also requires sugar and water.

Angie said...

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
False: the heart is an internal organ and knows no emotion.

Angie said...

Happy as a clam
False: Clams also know no emotion.

Angie said...

Go piss up a rope.
False: This is impossible, due to gravity.