|thank you Meissa2112!|
|Assimilated, you will be.|
|Bacon-wrapped meatloaf slathered in barbecue sauce|
and stuffed with mac n’ cheese. Not feeling this one at all.
|Someone made a prosthetic tail for an alligator.|
Alligators live up to 60 years so he will need about 40 new larger prostheseses (!) Yeah, that makes sense. Invent and supply a lifetime of prosthetic tails for an animal that was removed from the endangered list in 1987 and is now harvested for its skin and meat. I know something that would have worked better. Two words: alligator nuggets
|Gay Rights Centre, Topeka, Kansas.|
right across the street...I'm sorry, what?
Oh...OK, folks, this just in, they're saying the house is next door
to the Westboro 'godhatesfags' Baptist Church.
|Good thing she got those nails done |
or this would have been a disaster
|*nods at the lad*|
|Rock. Always choose it.|