|How exactly did he get those tan lines?|
I got this from today's PostSecret a weekly blog I'm reading less and less these days. This is a man who should be hiding that freakish, revolting, mass of greasy skin and universal pubes under a muumuu but no! He believes wearing a blue spandex strip of floss as a bathing suit makes him feel sexy. He knows what you think of him AND he doesn't care.
[neck-breaking segue warning]
Louis Peitzman over at BuzzFeed recently read an interview with Gwyneth Paltrow in Harper's Bazaar. He culled out the highlights and made a list so we don't have to read the whole thing. If you do want to read it, here it is. I apologize, there's an image of Paltrow in every shot but I purposely left the images small.
She believes she's relevant. She knows what you think. She doesn't care. Our souls may die a little because of her but the universe is indifferent so deal with it.